Too melodramatic, drawn-out and comically pretentious to be called anything other than a horrible attempt at attention whoring.
Good thing most of the voting users here are prepubescent nimrods, huh?
I cried and then I shat.
dude, if you have to take a shit, keep it to yourself.
This is the best thing since free porn!
I give you my word that no movie can compare to the orgasmic goodness of KT5.
PS: 98% of the "reviewers" on newgrounds are linkin-park-worshipping, angsty pre-pubescent pop-culture retards, who I pray will one day die in some gigantic darwinian inter-web inferno.
It's not that great... and would you please learn how to fucking spell? What is the deal with this? How hard is it to spell out a three-letter pronoun? Is it really such a difficult task to figure out the difference between "your" and "you're". If you put in several hours to create a decent flash movie, why can't you at least act like you passed elementary school?
Y-o-u. It takes two more keys. I know that's valuable time you would otherwise spend picking the delicious crust off your balls, but please make it easier on other people and spell things out.
If I read "u" one more time, I swear I will track you down and burn your house - that is to say, where you keep your god-damned Pokemon video tapes, Road Trip VHS and pirated Limp Bizkit CD's.
That is all.
Geez... My friends said that this review "slamed" me. Boy... Were they wrong. And uhhh... before I forget, you have never made any Flash submitted to NG that is better than this, so kiss my ass. And whether or not u (yeah, I'll spell it u just to piss u off) agree, your movie rankings aren't as high, so I got more people that would agree with me. Now, to get to your review. You are trying to slam my spelling? Damn it! Have you seen some other movies on NG. i hopee u injoyed m y falsh moie. Just because I put in the wrong "your" you freak out at me! Oh wow! One grammer mistake I had! Look how much damn writing was in that movie! I don't think one is that bad. I know when to use the write your, but when I'm not typing 3 words a minute like you, I sometimes over-look these things. And uhhh... about the "u" thing... WTF are you talking about!? I don't recall writing u! I just looked over some of it right now, and all of them were spelled you. I didn't go through the whole thing, maybe I missed one. It's called a typo, they happen when you can type about 60 words a minute. Picking delicious crust off my balls... So you're saying that you think that the crust on my balls is delicious? You sicken me (not that I have crust on my balls, nor anywhere else on my body). Yeah, and I don't think that you'll ever find my house psyco-boy. And uhhh... how does me making a bomberman Adventure game, give you the impression that I like Pokemon, Roadtrip, and Limp Bizkit? I don't like Pokemon, I've never seen Road Trip (nor would I want to), I own a DVD player and a PS2 as well... And I don't really like Limp Bizkit that much. And I don't know why you would say "Consider Suicide". Your pathetic insults are unrelated, unoriginal, and not even much of insults at all (You did a fucking paragraph on how I spelled "your" wrong). So maybe I'm not the one who should be commiting suicide!
This was definitely the funniest flash game I've ever played - great graphics, sound effects and all.
You've got to make this thing longer!
Oh, and I fell off my chair at the Pope scene. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a good while.
I've never really seen anything quite like this before. Great potential. I guess it's just about implementing this now, eh?
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