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Till death do us part Till death do us part

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Hilarious!

Too melodramatic, drawn-out and comically pretentious to be called anything other than a horrible attempt at attention whoring.

Good thing most of the voting users here are prepubescent nimrods, huh?



Two Years Later (9/11/03) Two Years Later (9/11/03)

Rated 0 / 5 stars

I cried and then I shat.

NEVAR FORGET


Shadow-Infinity responds:

dude, if you have to take a shit, keep it to yourself.


Keegan's Truck 5 - Part 3 Keegan's Truck 5 - Part 3

Rated 5 / 5 stars

This is the best thing since free porn!

I give you my word that no movie can compare to the orgasmic goodness of KT5.

PS: 98% of the "reviewers" on newgrounds are linkin-park-worshipping, angsty pre-pubescent pop-culture retards, who I pray will one day die in some gigantic darwinian inter-web inferno.



Bug. Bug.

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Tits...

Needs more tits...



Xiao Xiao No. 3 Xiao Xiao No. 3

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Haha... yeah, it's great because it's demented...

There are so many great movies on the portal which should be here instead of this hunk 'o meaningless shit.

In thy holy name of Mark Goff, I strike thou down with my can o' reviewing woopass.


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Zero Wing Zero Wing

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Good going, Mr. Firra-Tirma.

Not bad at all. While I think it's about damned time anything connected to zero wing be burned and burried, this seemed rather alright.

The opening was very nice, as the music synced well with the graphics, there were some very good animations here and there, it set a certain mood and made and impression. I liked it.

Anyway, while I still think you need to tone down your ego, I won't deny that this is worth watching.

PS: I still h0stz0r the clan which you founded and were later kicked out of, ya annoying self-centered biznitch.


TFX responds:

You HAVE NOT SEEN a big online ego until you've met NG's Will Stamper.

Oh, I CO-founded The Order and I was never kicked out you uninformed biznitch.


Moonstruck Moonstruck

Rated 5 / 5 stars

One of the best movies I've ever seen...

There's senseless humor, violence, and stolen stick figure death scenes that get voted perfectly and then there are submissions like this, which get low ratings. Absolutely amazing - it's unfortunate that a lot of people won't bother to try and understand.

This is art and poetry - seemingly from the heart rather than a forced and fake piece. I don't like giving perfect tens or solid zeros and I don't even pretend that my opinion matters all that much, but this is as close to perfection as I've seen yet.



b-boy! b-boy!

Rated 5 / 5 stars

That was absolutely amazing...

How in the hell?

I've never seen anything like that. I spend almost an hour trying to creake a far-away view of a human figure similar to that.

How long did that take?

That is seriously fascinating.



Sam Sam

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Emotional...

Doesn't matter if you faked this or not, I can easily see how it could make someone cry and it's pretty deep.



Keegan's Truck 4, Part 2 Keegan's Truck 4, Part 2

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Just Hilarious! I LOVE IT!

Seriously, this is a great movie... too bad some of you had to see it in two pieces and with things cut out, I got to see the full thing (ha). Music and sound effects were just right and it was just really funny all throughout. Never got stupid or boring and kept me smiling the whole time. Keep it up man... and make some god damned posts on V13 already.